The reality is that sex is often considered awkward, messy, and embarrassing. But the truth is also that this messiness and weird sex is a very necessary part of human life. And that's why take it seriously sometimes, you can just laugh about it, which we get because of dirty memes.
There are countless sexy novels, other books, movies, TV shows, web series, where we get to see and understand it. But in modern times the Internet calls for it at best, more precisely, and frankly, a very funny scene.
Below you'll find a specially curated collection of insights and commentary from some of the funny, dirty minds in this article that sums up exactly what it feels like. Whether it's just you and porn videos for the night, or you've taken perfect nude pics and want to share them with the world.
75 Funny, Sexual Memes, Dirty Sex Memes, Naughty Sex Memes - Kinky Dirty Memes, etc.
Human intercourse is a very strange thing, which everyone thinks about, and lives in it with great vigor. These are all rituals and procedures that people do before engaging in sex, you are well aware of that thing, and it makes you feel closer to your partner?
And everyone has heard of those mixed morning-after feelings that people get when someone is in bed or at home, which can range from satisfaction to regret. And nothing sums it up like a meme. The best sex memes are realistic, relatable, and very blunt about the reality of sex.
As much as we might like to do it, we don't talk about it enough. Peculiar sex memes are a great way to get the conversation going without sounding offensive. They paint an accurate picture of real scenarios, and therefore they look attractive and exciting. Share funny sex memes with your partner or friends and see if they enjoy funny ditry memes as much as you do. Moreover, naughty sex memes make excellent conversation starters with your partner and present you as amusing and playful.
Here are 75 hilarious, dirty, awkward, and inappropriate relationship memes to brighten up your day. Sit back, relax and let your dirty minds make them memorable, and enjoy sex with a laugh.
1. You: Are You A Bad Girl
Me: I've let down everyone I've ever loved
2. You help each other undress and get naked before sex. After sex, you just put on your clothes and fall asleep without knowing about it.
Moral of the story: In life, once you get fucked no one helps you.
3. When your little son asks in the morning,
Dad, why were you jumping loudly on mom at night?
4. Boy: Tonight is movie night… Girl: What are we watching?
Boy: We are making now…..
5. When he asks you if you have any sex toys?
6. When my girlfriend asks me what do I want for Valentine's Day?
7. He was eating my pussy from behind and his nose accidentally touched my ass hole, so I grabbed his cheeks and said "Your nose is found", since then he did not listen.
8. It's nice to tell your girlfriend how they like to see her in bed in a matching bra and panty set.
Friends: But walking around in them?
9. When you try to be sweet, but still you are perverted.
10. When he wants you to do all the dirty things you did to him when he was bored and alone.
11. My favorite sex position is the one that doesn't hurt my back and is closest to the phone.
12. He puts a pillow up to help you when you're having sex and your head keeps banging against the wall
13. When she says go deeper, but yours is over.
14. When you almost died during the first round, and she asks if you are ready for the second round.
15. Girl, I wanna wear you like sunglasses, one foot on each ear
16. While you're waiting for him to come back from the bathroom with the towels. But she came out in full gown.
17. When you fake moaning in bed, he tags you in a meme about kicking pussy.
18. When you go out on her pussy before giving in.
19. What a change-
Before fuck, After fuck!
20. When you are eating it in a dark room for more than half an hour. And finally, let's see she is a big-toothed ugly.
21. 1st-time anal licking
vs 5th-time anal licking
22. When you play sex, everything is talk and has no substance.
23. He: Your pussy has a strange taste
She: no actually you are licking my ass
24. Why don't you clean your pussy hair? Because you like to eat vermicelli.
25. Cleaning up after sex is always so awkward.
26. When she has to stop in the middle of a binding session to watch an online knot tutorial.
27. Horny old man: Whoa haha, tonight we'll be loud?
Lady: Stay calm, go chuckle and do your work quietly.
28. Condoms don't provide 100% protection.
My friend was wearing but he could not survive after being hit by the car.
29. Why do you always fuck me wearing a lady condom? So that you don't have to wear
30. Crazy Ideas: How to stop worrying about a woman's hymen, and put energy into finding a woman's clitoris.
31. Your skinny finger is not enjoying it, when will you put your big dick？
But I'm just putting the dick in.
32. I discuss the game = Fighting
Vs Men discussing porn = Everyone is listening carefully.
33. So, do you have any bird (Call girls) I can have sex with?
Sir, there are only birds in our house that you can have sex with.
34. Last night your dick felt a little bigger on the terrace.
But I slept in the room downstairs last night.
35. My favorite sex position is mutual hatred.
36. Doggystyle means you get a treat later,
37. Eating Pussy Because You Love It
Eating Pussy Because He Asked You To.
38. She uses the semen to lubricate the pussy, mistaking it for his spit and waits for him to get the dick in.
But it's all over her pussy.
39. Hardcore Creampie, this sounds like an interesting recipe.
40. When you start yelling, giving lots of instructions while having sex. Now turn... to your side... turn... look at me
41. How did you suddenly become so tight last night?
Shut up, bastard, you have fucked my ass all night.
42. Too Tough When You Plan A Little Ahead:
Her- I really like men who think ahead.
Me- I have already drunk a liter of pineapple juice.
Her- What? I what?
43. When your partner is a sex-positive supporter: my face when someone is sure to get enthusiastic consent.
44. I'm not quite sure who that woman is, but the white spots on her dark clothes and her craziness for you are telling that she knows you.
45. Is it about sucking big dick? I am talking about adding cheese to carrot salad.
46. Me: I want to love a guy who is shameless, and can sleep with anyone.
Me too: First of all, who are you talking to?
47. No madam. This swollen pus is not proof that you can work as part of a team.
48. Fuck kissing in the rain. Kiss me while a homie sprinkles shredded cheese on us.
49. When men turn 50: in memory of their dick power.
50. When MILF is naked and licks a strong dick it's 'art' and 'music', but when I do it, I'm 'ruined' and 'have to leave home depot'.
51. No problem. Would you like to see my cock? I will, and thanks for asking. You are welcome. I wouldn't send it completely. Submissive sexting. We've got a winner, kids. Are We Ignoring the Sentence in 'Willy Nilly'?
52. Susan- oh my, it's a big carrot
53. Choose Your Favorite Sex Position:
Girl on top
*Just happy to be here.
54. Porn is biased. Either MILF of 18. What is it about a postgrad with bad credit that drives a Subaru to a matinee at 1 p.m.? Does nobody want to pounce on him?
55. When you say you're hungry and he sends a dick pic in return. Of course, I love a big boner that girl doesn't.
56. When will we celebrate She-Om's honeymoon?
He- That was what we did the first night
Well, I used to believe in such a honeymoon every day with my uncle's son.
57. Why don't you scream when you go inside?
So that you don't stop.
58. When your interests conflict with mine:
I love a guy who can be assertive and handle me too:
First of all, who are you talking to?
59. How do you feel about me?
I seriously think I already have feelings for you,
How do you feel about me?
60. Sneak Peek at the Husky Side
Him -Let's make a sex tape. Her - hmm..looks weird..well I'm down. That - sweet. I brought a pumpkin. you film it.
61. Always looking for alternative solutions. She: My gynecologist says I can't have sex for 10 days
Him: What did your dentist say?
62. How clear is it? When you walk into the room and your girl is leaving crazy nonverbal signals that she wants to hold the dick.
63. When your loneliness becomes your best friend in the shower every day = masturbation.
64. When you start questioning your reality. When you've done something really weird and you try to figure out what you've become.
65. Time to test his will. turn to beas house in it and say don't touch me
66. Why do you like to lick a lot?
Because I know your dick doesn't have the guts.
67. When you are amazed by his innocence. When your innocent friend says something nasty to surprise you.
68. When he asks if you're sure you want him to hit you harder, he's worried you might die.
But his little dick isn't going down your hymen.
69. When the threesome gets lonely. When you yourself prepare your man for a threesome but in the end he just fucks her. And you...
70. That nasty ass sitting on the side of the bed after sex wondering do you still feel like getting to heaven? But her ass is dying from pain.
71. Trying anal for the first time = Crying
Trying anal for the fifth time = being happy.
72. When you just had sex and want to tell everyone.
73. Try not to move while you wait for them to bring you a rag.
74. When you're down to have sex anywhere.
75. When you want to experiment with your Blowjob Technique
76. When proposed to a girl-
He- I like you
Girl- I like strap-on
77. Cock is like a salary.
You don't know how you are compared to others,
But you always hope that yours is a little older.
78. Boy- After watching a porn movie, he comes home early after taking leave from the office.
Girl- Don't touch me, I have my period, and I do not like to have sex during my period.
79. Boy- Shall we plan a movie tonight?
Girl - what shall we see?
Boy - we will make it.
80.First Night After Sex
Girl- When will we celebrate our honeymoon?
Boy - The last night we had sex was a honeymoon.
Girl- Then what was the need to come abroad, I used to celebrate such a honeymoon with my neighbor at home every day.
81. Boy- What kind of sex do you like?
Girl- With the stranger
82.Girl- Your finger is very thin, I am not enjoying it, put your dick.
Boy - But I'm just putting the dick.
83. When a hair is seen on the food plate.
He- (In anger) today again there is hair in the food, I do not like it at all.
Girl- But at night you eat my pussy hair like vermicelli.
84. After sex of husband and wife- Celebrate the child's birthday next year.
Sex with a stranger - the celebration of that night for the next several years.
85. He- Why is your pussy not getting wet?
She- Because you're licking the wrong place, that's my ass hole.
86. Girl- Do you like to drink (alcohol)?
He- Yes, but the water of your pussy is too salty.
87. Girl- Do you like lube?
Boy - I like to spit.
88. Boy- In which position do you get orgasm early?
Girl- When I become a bitch. During that time the dildo of the sex machine reaches my uterus.
89. Shesha- He doesn't give his full dick to my pussy.
Ange- He is afraid lest you die.
90. Girl- Fake moaning.
He - am I fucking too fast?
91. Virgin girl, sex for the first time- Aaahh very painful.
Same Girl Fifth Time Sex- Bloody bastard, the eunuch, why Is your dick so small?
92. Boy- Why do you cover your thigh while fucking?
Girl- Because then your little dick can cause a little friction in my pussy.
93. Couples get married after dating for 10 years and get divorced after 1 year.
Strangers have sex on the first date and celebrate for 10 years.
94. Boy- your ass is too tight.
Girl- If you had told me in advance, instead of one boyfriend, I would have gotten my pussy loose from many boys.
95. Father-in-law - In anger, why didn't you tell before marriage that you drink alcohol?
Boy- You didn't even tell me that your daughter drinks blood.
96. Girl- What do you like, girl on top or missionary?
Boy - I like doggy style because I like to fuck in the ass hole.
97. Driving Test.
Officer- Have you ever driven?
Man- My wife likes to be downstairs, so I drive every night.
98. When you like to lick pussy.
When she tells you to lick your pussy.
99. Do you like blowjobs?
She- Yes, but your little dick can't be found in my mouth.
100. Before sex, you help each other to be nude.
After sex, you just put on your clothes. Truth and Moral Essence: No one helps anyone after the fuck in life.
101. Man- After non-stop fucking- today your pussy was feeling very tight.
Girl- Bastard, you tore my ass.
102. A friend- My man doesn't fuck me nowadays.
Second- Are there moles on his dick?
103. How many years of experience do you have in teamwork?
Girl- I am doing group sex since the last 4 years.
104.Husband- How do I feel at the age of 50?
Wife- Even today you are like 25 years old. Even then I used to take 1 hour to make your dick erect, and even today.
105. Do you enjoy it more during foreplay or when I put the dick in?
She- When you put a big dildo in my pussy.
106. Do you like my cock?
She- Oh my god, it was yours, were you exposed to polio as a child?
107. He- You are very horny.
She- Yes, I expected you to not fail like the rest, but you too.
108. I hate urine.
She- Then why do you lick it from where I pass urine?
109. What was your first job?
110. Hi- Had a lot of fun with you on the terrace last night.
She- But last night I was sleeping in the bedroom.
111. Hi- Who enjoys sex more, a woman or a man?
She- If you scratch your ear by putting your finger in it, does the ear enjoy it or the finger?
112. Do you like my cock juice?
She- I like pussy juice.
113. I love your wide hips.
She- I know you want to fuck my ass.
114. You shouted loudly, is mine too big?
She- No I was bitten by an ant.
115. Your nose is going into my ass.
116. When you give me a blowjob, my cum comes soon.
She- That's why I get you to fuck without a blowjob.
117. When the girl pretends that she is not in the mood to fuck, but your hand goes to her pussy and she makes her legs wide while moaning.
118. When you suck extra hard on the straw of your shake, still nothing comes out.
119. What is your size?
She- You mean my shoe?
120. You're in the mood, and he'll be jerk free.
121. Your ass test is very good.
She- Yes, there was no water in my bathroom today.
122. Why was there a loud scream coming from your house last night?
Lady- You are late, after waiting, I called the call boy.
123. When your woman pretends she doesn't want to.
But still, she supports you in foreplay.
124. You look absolutely shy and goddess from the front.
But absolutely wild in the bed.
125. I can fuck him, but he beats more than fucks him.
126. Why do you put your pussy in front of the fire?
She- Because they say I like to eat hot.
127. Why are your panties always wet?
Woman: Will you ever make me feel orgasm?
128. I'm pregnant, didn't you put on a condom?
He- You was screaming, oh baby, fuck freely, fuck hard.
129. Man- What is your favorite?
She is - a missionary.
Man- I mean in this wine….
130. She- Why do you hit my ass while fucking?
He- So that you keep screaming.
131. Lesbian Girl-
Me- I love you so much.
She- I love having wet pussy, and I get hard orgasms when my friend rubs her nipples on my clit.
134. She- I like to collect things.
Boy: I have vintage porn CDs.
135. She- will you have sex with me?
He- If you ass will also let me fuck.
136. Why do you always like to fuck my ass?
He- Because I'm gay.
137. I love your beard. Will your barber do the same set of my pussy hair?
138. If you fall again today without giving me an orgasm, I will eat your cock.
139. I miss your hug. Especially when we used to hug naked because then my pussy used to hug your cock.
140. What is insolence?
Sorry, I was too busy imagining having sex with you.
141. Why didn't you wear the jeans I gifted you?
You are talking about jeans, he did not let me wear panties for 3 days.
142. She- I love it when you hug me.
Man - Why so?
She- Because then your cock also tries to hug my pussy.
143. He- are you the snow?
She- Why are you saying this?
He- Because my cock is getting solid.
144. I am addicted to your personality,
If your cock was a little bigger, I would definitely marry you.
145. Guy- When I took off your red panties last night, your milky ass was shining.
Girl- But I had gifted the red panties to my sister the day before.
146. You are both fire and ice.
Because you make me hot and wet together.
147. Why do you always go up?
She- Because I imagine my pussy has a big dick.
148. Why does your dick slip and go into my ass?
Hey- maybe he just likes your ass.
149. I saw your beautiful hair in my dream last night.
She- Oh my god, I just had a pussy hair set yesterday.
150. What do you like, money or orgasm?
151. I miss your hug, especially when your vagina hugged my penis.
152. Do you like thick hair or french cuts?
I like clean shaves.
153. It's not like I'm horny all the time.
It's just that I always feel like fucking.
154. He- When do I look most beautiful?
She- When your face is between my two thighs.
155. I have always been mad for him.
Why is your pussy always wet?
156. Absolutely depressed before sex.
Dancing after sex.
157. I'll hug you and rub your dick a little bit, that's all.
Man- Okay, but do it with pussy instead of hands.
158. A girl can still have respect for herself and want to fuck the soul out of her skin.
159. Man- Will you let me fuck you?
She- will you eat shoes?
Man- You are the most beautiful girl in this world.
She- Oo, you are so cute, my pussy is waiting for your cock.
Moral story- You can easily fuck a girl by praising her.
160. Three things I love the most.
- Big Cock.
- And fuck with big cock.
161. Man- Can I fuck you?
Girl- Yes, if you can find my g-spot.
162. When she says that she is not such a girl.
But still, she stretches her legs.
163. I'm yearning to hug you, and my pussy your dick.
164. I was eating your pussy in my dream, but did not wake up.
She- I thought you were really doing this.
165. She- Your dick tasted absolutely strange in the dream last night.
Man - but he really was.
166. The thought of fucking you always comes to my mind.
She: Then why don't you fuck?
167. Today is Black Friday Sale.
She- I know you want to fuck me completely naked today.
168. What is your problem?
She- You look so horny.
169. You have a good tongue, which at least does not deceive like your cock, and leads to orgasm.
170. I like BDSM.
She- I will not get the ass fucked.
171. Don't know why something is stinging in the bed today.
She- I know you have planned to fuck me in the bathroom.
172. Scientists say that by sleeping without clothes at night, the body gets oxygen.
She- I know you want to keep me naked all night.
173. My mind can't leave your body alone.
She: That's when I think, why is my pussy getting wet.
174. You are what I need in my life. And the one I want in my bed.
She- You was speaking the same dialogue last night in front of my sister.
175. You are my breakfast.
She- Speak straight away, today you will fuck me in the kitchen itself.
176. I can't stop thinking about what a wonderful feeling your tongue delivers in my pussies.
177. Shall we go to the hill station?
She- You mean again you feel like fucking me on the balcony of the hotel?
Hope these funny dirty memes will fill your day with laughter and joy. Dirty sex memes are actually a fun way to remove awkwardness in sex and the stigma surrounding it. Share cheesy sex memes with your partner that feel relatable, on-point, and enjoyable.It will make your sex life more passionate.
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